Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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