ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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