"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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