Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i now understand why vodka
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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