my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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