Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
