singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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