pop tarts are not kleenex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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