i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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