And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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