doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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