Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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