Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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