Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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