Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
