I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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