Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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