I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
tell me about the eggs
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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