We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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