...so i touched it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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