I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize