Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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