It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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