We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The best revenge is premature balding
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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