But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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