I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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