hotel room ftw
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
