im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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