I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
