We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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