At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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