So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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