Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
