Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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