Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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