Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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