where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
My nipple is on Facebook.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I am one with the molecules
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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