I accidentally burped into my bong.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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