Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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