at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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