So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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