It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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