my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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