If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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