so that wasnt chicken after all
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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