you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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