just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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