similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Green mimosas i think yes
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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