Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
