Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
