i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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