he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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