you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Text me some of your sweat
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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