Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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