Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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