Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
