I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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